Nerd Royalty

As of February 5th, Wes and I have been married 10 years. I realize that was a couple weeks ago. I do what I can. He's a great husband and here's why. The other night we were going to bed and I still needed to settle down from the day. I asked Wes to tell me something nerdy. He said he couldn't think of anything nerdy. To which I replied, "Of course you can. You're the king of nerds." In pleading for him to tell me something nerdy that would make me laugh, I accidentally said dirty, which I quickly corrected back to nerdy. Finally he came up with, "I'd like to get my hands on her 'ample nacelles'." Which made me crack up because it's a little dirty and a lot nerdy, and I'm probably the queen of the nerds. Since I'm waiting for a computer game to update so I can play with my nerdy husband.

http://www.hark.com/clips/mxtzpqybmp-she-is-one-well-endowed-lady

Housewife Anthem

I called my sister today, because "everyday I'm vacuuming" was going through my head to the tune of Party Rock Anthem. It was funny in my head, but she gets out less than I do and has no idea who LMFAO is. So not funny to her. I took the liberty of expounding on my altered lyrics, and it's kind of rough, but someone needed to write a song that more directly applies to my life (I only wish it was this upbeat). Again, to the chorus of Party Rock Anthem. Here's a link to the video in case you don't get out either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8

Crazy housewives taking care of kids
Dirty dishes piling up again
Read the animal book eight more times
And you wonder why we lose our minds

Wipe a snotty face then wipe a bum
I want to burn the Letter Fact’ry
Anyone know what the baby wants?
No one eats what I make for dinner

Everyday I’m vacuuming.

For the record: I think their band name is completely inappropriate.